Crazy Funny Text SMS #00081-#00090

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90. Definition of wife: Someone who'll stand by you through all the troubles which you wouldn't have had if you had stayed single.

89. A rookie pilot was about to land his plane. To ease his tension, he joked the tower controller, "Guess who?" Controller turned off the runway lights and said, "Guess where?"

88. Life depends on the way you think. For example, read this: Mypenisinhermouth. What did you read? My pen is in her mouth. Or did your dirty mind read something else?

87. What's in the number 7? Why is it God's perfect number? When in fact, 7 is an odd number. Just think, there are 7 days in a week, 7 wonders of the world. In the Bible, you must forgive a person 70 times 7. Even the word forgive has 7 letters. The rainbow has 7 colors and 7 letters. Even the word promise. Maybe, God designed it. For even the word mystery has 7 letters. Begin to see all the 7's in life. Use Olay Total Effects to fight the 7 signs of skin aging.

86. Why in couple photos men are on left side and women on the right? Because in life's balance sheet, assets are on right side and liabilities are on left.

85. In this world, every wife is a mistress to her husband. 1 hour of miss and 23 hours of stress.

84. You = cute; You = hot; You = sweet; You = intelligent; You = amazing; You = perfect; Me = liar

83. Mirror, mirror on the wall whose the firest of them all? The mirror laughed and gave a howl..."its not you, you ugly cow!"

82. Little miss druggy sat in her buggy, smoking an ounce of weed. Along came a spider skinned up beside her and sold her a kilo of speed.

81. Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.