Tagalog Funny Text Messages #00021-#00030

Another set of Tagalog funny text messages to laugh at. Happy laughing ;D
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30. During cremation, all the relatives stood in silence. Everybody was silent till the child suddenly asked out of curiosity, "Ma, hindi pa ba luto?"

29. Nanay: Langya! Anak, buntis ka? Anak: Opo, inay. Nanay: Sinong may gawa nyan? Anak: Inay, project po ito tungkol sa miracle of life. Nanay: Putrages, kahit sinong Poncio Pilato ang bumuntis sa iyo, ipakukulong ko! Sabihin mo, Sino?! Anak: Nay, Marami mo eh. Group project.

28. Bawat tao, iba magmahal. May tunay, may salawahan, may nang-iiwan, may todo bigay. Iba iba man ang paraan, wala akong pakialam. Dahil wala akong love life!

27. Amo: O, bakit nakahubad ka? Inday: Sabi po sa cookbook, "Serve without dressing."

26. Doctor: 6 months na lang ang buhay mo! Mag-asawa ka na ng pangit at bungangera. Lalaki: Gagaling ba ako? Doctor: Hind, pero at least, gugustuhin mo nang mamatay.

25. Tandaan. Hindi lahat ng maganda, may boyfriend. Ang iba sa kanila, may betlog! Promise!

24. There was a bad guy who fall in love to a good girl. The guy really love the girl so much that he will do things just to make the girl happy. The girl told the guy to stop all his rumble and the guy command it. One day, the girl heard the news about the rumble, and she say the guy bloody and dying, the girl cried but the guy smile and said, Hindi ako lumaban, kasi, baka magalit ka.

23. Lito Lapid: Why did you write me such a long speech? The people were bored. Secretary: Sir, I gave you a 20-minute speech, plus the two duplicate copies you wanted.

22. Lalaki, umuwi at nakita ang asawa na nakasexy lingerie. Wife: Itali mo ako, tapos, gawin mo ang nais mo. Itinali ng lalaki ang asawa, tapos, nag DOTA sya!

21. The Philippines is overpopulated because: ayaw ng birth control, walang death penalty, daming jobless kaya babad kama, dami lasing kaya ganda lagi misis.