A Joke Called The Rain And The Sinner

I'm in a good mood today so I'm sharing another funny joke. Read it and have fun laughing :D Here it is...

Man and PriestYoung man comes to a priest: “Bless me father, for I have sinned”

“Yes, my son?”

”One day I came to visit my friend. He wasn’t there, only his wife. It started raining and I did not have an umbrella. His wife suggested that I stay there. I stayed and sinned with my friend’s wife.”

“O yes, my son. That is a sin, but I forgive you. Sin no more”

“That’s not all! …One day I came to visit my in-laws. My father-in-law was not there. It started raining and my mother-in-law suggested that I stay for a while. I stayed and sinned with her…”

“Yes, that is a big sin, my son. But I see that you regret it, so I forgive you.”

Confession“Oh, father, that is also not all my sins. The next time I visited my in-laws, my mother-in-law was not there. It started raining and my father-in-law suggested that I stay. I stayed and sinned with him…”

“My son!… Do you have an umbrella now?”

“No!?”

“Then God bless you and get out of here NOW! The rain is coming…”

16 comments:

Dann said...

hey hye..
that's hilarious lol... by the way do u have an umbrella.. heheheh. That's for backup if that guy comes to your house.. heheheh ...
take care and have a great time ;)

Hye said...

Hahaha... I think it's now time for me to buy my own umbrella...

You have to buy yours too.

Hye

Dann said...

hehehe... I already got one ..;) .. Could you replace that guy with a beautiful gal, please. heheheh..
have a great time ;)

Hye said...

Why do you want me to change the guy to a gal...? hehehe.

I'm glad you like this joke. I laugh everytime I read this joke. hahaha!! Share it to anyone who wants funny jokes. Hehehe.

Hye

waliz said...

hahah..i though he sinned wth the priest wife next...sorryyyyy!

i always have the wrong thinking...forgive me lol!

Hye said...

Do priests have wives? You have a dirty mind waliz, hahaha.

Be sure you have your umbrella with you always so in case you meet this guy, he will not sin with you. Hahaha :D

Hye

waliz said...

hahah hye..
u should read my post "January Jokes"..its about a priest having an affair wth somebody's wife...!
looks like i need i bigger umbrella in case Dann wanna join me...lol!

Hye said...

Yeah, I've read that joke. I can't forget the "It's dark here" thing. Wahaha :D

be sure to bring your umbrella always, you'll never know that this man will come at you out of no where. Who knows this man is Dann. Hehehe :D

Hye

Dann said...

hi hye,
I heard some beautiful gals talking about me..hehehe.. hey HYE, could you tell waliz, to hide her umbrella when I get there..;)
have a great time ;)

Hye said...

Hahaha... So your telling you are this man? I should have placed your photo here, instead of these cartoon... Hehehe.

Do you want me to change it?

I will tell Waliz to bring her umbrealla always :D I think she's your next victim :D or maybe Blue... wehehehe. Just kidding :D

waliz said...

hey i heard you guys talking behind my back...lol!

hye..i never been a victim before i'm afraid somebody will become my victim..Dann do u like to be the one? hahaha....

Hye said...

Hey waliz... so it's not actually Dann? You mean it was you? Ey Dann, beware cause waliz is going your way. Be sure to take your umbrella with you. Hahaha.

I'll post another funny joke. I will intend it to Blue. Hehehe :D

Hye

Dann said...

hey, I am not that man at all ..hell no...
Hey waliz, I like to be the one, not a victim but a love-tim..;)

have a great time hye..

Hye said...

Dann, I think that man is waliz. She is just disguising as a man... Hahaha.. and you're the next victim...

Is it really you waliz?

waliz said...

ok ok...since nobody wants to take the blame..well i just need to admit it...lol!

Dann...love-tim? hahaha thts a nice one...be ready!!

Hye said...

Hahaha...

Ey, waliz... can you login in your MyBlogLog account? I can't...

Thanks :D

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