Funny Christmas Text Messages Xmas SMS Quotes

Find 2008 Christmas text messages, Xmas SMS, or Christmas quotes and Xmas quotations here... First of all, Advanced Merry Christmas to everyone around the world. As of posting, it's online 12 days to go. Have you bought your gifts already? Just 6 days after Christmas, the New Year's eve will come.

Anyway, here's a collection of Xmas texts and Christmas SMS to send to your love ones, most are just obtained from public domains and forwarded Xmas text messages. The first three are funny Christmas SMS:

Small boy wrote to Santa Claus, “Send me a brother.” Santa Claus wrote back, “Send me your mother!” Hohohoho! Merry Christmas!

If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas!

Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don't annoy me for the next 12 months!!

We’ve greeted everyone a Merry Christmas but did you greet our savior Jesus Christ a happy birthday? Pass this to as many as you can. After sending this, there’s no miracle. Will you do it for Him?

May the birth of our Savior Jesus Christ bring you and your family endless prosperity, blessings and peace of mind that you truly deserve. Merry Christmas!

Do you know what Christmas is? It’s simple. Christ Has Risen In Spite The Most Adverse Sacrifices. Please pass to all your friends and spread the good news!

Merry Christmas! May God shower us more with His blessings. May we find life’s true meaning as we further reflect on this blessed season. More love, happiness, success and good health!

C-hrist gave H-imself as a R-eward so that I-ndividual know the S-acrifices T-hat he did for M-ankind to A-chieve the gift of S-alvation. Merry Christmas!

I’ve already told Santa what I want for Christmas. A friend who will stay forever. So, if a fat man comes around and tries to wrap you up, please cooperate. =) Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Wishing you all the timeless treasures of Christmas, the warmth of home, the love of family and the company of good friends. Have a blessed Christmas!

For more Christmas quotations, check out Christmas Day text messages so you have more Text Messages for Christmas to send to those you love this special season. Sending a Christmas SMS message will surely make them happier and touched.