Tagalog Funny Text Messages #00061-#00070

Here's another 10 funny Tagalog text messages to send to your barkada, friends, and even schoolmates and teachers. Happy texting ;0
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70. I tried my best to make it up to you, but you didn't care. Now that I'm gone, you want me to come back for you? You should have woke up earlier to see me! - Magtataho, sosyal!

69. One day, a guy said this to a girl. Pwede bang tabi tayo kapag exam? She asks him why? Kopya ka? He said, Kasi, I feel perfect when I'm beside you... Talaga lang ha?!

68. Kapag nagmahal ka, dapat, ipaalam mo! Eh, ano kung hindi nya tanggapin. At least, nasabi mo. Mabigo ka man, andito lang ako. Mang-aasar sa iyo! Ikaw kasi, bakit mo kasi sinabi?! :)

67. Text ni yaya sa amo nya: "Ate, may importante pong bagay na nakalimotan nyu dito sa bahay, buti at naisepan kong itext kayo. Naiwan pu nyo ang cellphone nyo. Please text back!"

66. Naranasan mo na ba yung feeling ng hintay ka nang hintay sa text ng taong mahal mo? Hirap, di ba? Masakit, lalo na kung biglang nagbeep yung phone mo, excited mong binuksan, yun pala, 11000 na ang nanalo ng Free McDo. Taeng AutoLoad Max yan!

65. Panty contest: How many panties do you have? Filipina: 3, for morning, afternoon and night. French: 7, for Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday! Bumbay: 12! (Wow!) For January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November and December!

64. Ako? Kilalang crush ng school. Sikat sa room. Asset ng barkada. Palaban sa kalokohan at gabagyo ang lakas ng appeal! Pero, joke lang yun, ito naman, nagrereact agad. Hehehe.

63. Umiiyak ang isang zoo worker, itinanong ko kung bakit. Sagot nya, "Namatay kasi ang elepante." "Mahal na mahal mo yung elepante?""Hindi naman po, ako lang ang nautusang maghukay ng libingan nya!"

62. Naalala ko nung nasa school ako, may nagtanong, "Excuse me, favorite mo ba ang Geometry? Kasi, kahit anong angle, cute ka!" Asar!

61. In a gay beauty contest, question and answer portion. Juror: Here's your question, bukod sa mukha mo, ano pang problema mong halimaw ka? :)


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