Why I Never Visit My Rich Friend's House

Got this joke somewhere while I was doing some Internet search. I don't know who is the author of this funny joke. In case you (the author) are reading this, buzz me so I can give you some credit here :D
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Reasons Why I Never Visit My Rich Friend's House

Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and this is the conversation:

Question : "What would you like to have ..fruit juice, soda, tea, chocolate, capuccino, frapuccino, or coffee?"
Answer: "Tea, please"
Question : "Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea,Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Iced tea or green tea?"
Answer: "Ceylon tea"
Question : "How would you like it? Black or white?
Answer: "White"
Question : "Milk or fresh cream?
Answer: "With milk "
Question : "Goat's milk, or cow's milk"
Answer: "With cow's milk please.
Question : "Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?"
Answer: " Um, I'll just take it black. "
Question : "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer: "With sugar"
Question : "Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
and so on.... I no longer go there anymore as I get annoyed with his maid service. It took 30 minutes just to drink a cup of tea!